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You are working from home to reduce your chances of contracting the novel CoronaVirus. Cool move. But then, no office wifi to download movies and you may be working from home till the spread of the virus is contained.

So what do you do? As a sharp guy wey no dey dull, you have heard of MTN4ME and you know that your personal package has been tailored to fit your specific needs. You also know how to sharply connect with this package either through USSD, Calling the call centre by dialling 180, logging into MyMTN App or visiting the nearest MTN Retail outlet.

As Oga Sharp Sharp, you dial the USSD code *121#. You see “1. Recharge Offers 4ME”, “2. Data Offers 4ME” and “3. COMBO Bundles 4ME”.Longthroat, you start with option 1. The offers are mouthwatering so we can’t blame you. You select and get a huge airtime bonus. Now you remember that you haven’t called bae in awhile.

After three hours of talking with bae, you are reminded that you have deliverables. So you begin the process again. You dial *121# and go for the second option this time. You select the data offering that suits your heavy data usage lifestyle. Then you dive into Netflix. (Deliverables will be delivered later. Plis dear, you can’t kill yourself).

As the Oliver Twist that you are, you go back for the third option. You just couldn’t resist it. You get the combo bundles best for you and now you are finally a member of the chop life geng. So now, you go there every day to enjoy offers that best fit you. Sha don’t chop alone. Tell your family and friends. Bye-bye.





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